January 2011
If the lights ever went out while I was in the shower
^ LOL PRICELESS
You’re gonna get murdered.
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her daddy did - she answered, “He’s a pirate” - I was very proud of that answer.” — Johnny Depp
When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl, it activates the production of OXYTOCIN from the brain which enables the girl to trust the person who is hugging her.
im fucked
LOL @ “im fucked”




